| Below is a list of tracks for this release. |
| Side & track no | Track and Artist | Length |
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| THE WHISTLING SPY ENIGMA |
|---|
| A1 | This is the BBC Home Service | 1.14 |
| A2 | The crimes you are about to hear | 0.58 |
| A3 | Captain Hairy Seagoon | 2.58 |
| A4 | Ladies and gentlemen | 1.13 |
| A5 | Ah, Seagoon, this is him | 1.37 |
| A6 | I don't know why [Max Geldray] | 2.15 |
| A7 | I've just been on the phonograph | 4.06 |
| A8 | Answer that 'phone! | 1.30 |
| A9 | ABC boogie [Ray Ellington] | 2.48 |
| A10 | The whistling spy enigma part two | 2.29 |
| A11 | Aha! Captain Seagoon! | 1.06 |
| A12 | Ladies and gentlemen | 2.01 |
| A13 | I heard you call me | 1.19 |
| A14 | In here, lads! | 1.10 |
| A15 | Ah, Bloodnok. Switch on the radio | 3.47 |
| THE AFFAIR OF THE LONE BANANA |
|---|
| A16 | This is the BBC Home Service | 1.44 |
| A17 | The scene is the country home | 2.47 |
| A18 | At the British Passport Office | 4.27 |
| A19 | You're driving me crazy [Max Geldray] | 2.20 |
| A20 | The affair of the lone banana | 2.38 |
| A21 | When the Englishman awoke | 2.15 |
| A22 | Ladies and gentlemen | 1.41 |
| A23 | Prisoner Seagoon | 1.43 |
| A24 | A sky blue shirt [Ray Ellington] | 2.34 |
| A25 | The affair of the lone banana | 1.56 |
| A26 | The affair of the lone banana | 2.23 |
| A27 | Ayeee! Eyeohh! My nut! | 2.36 |
| A28 | The affair of the lone banana | 1.02 |
| A29 | Will Seagoon get out in time? | 2.30 |
| THE GREAT TUSCAN SALAMI SCANDAL |
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| B1 | This is the BBC Home Service | 2.46 |
| B2 | It was one day | 1.21 |
| B3 | Dear listeners, let me explain | 1.00 |
| B4 | Inspector Macgregor! | 2.12 |
| B5 | And now the Tuscan Salami scandal | 1.07 |
| B6 | I'm walking backwards for Christmas | 1.51 |
| B7 | Three months have passed away | 1.53 |
| B8 | I've got it! | 1.17 |
| B9 | He's gone! | 1.16 |
| B10 | The Tuscan Salami scandal, part three | 2.34 |
| B11 | And so Neddie Seagoon packs | 6.36 |
| B12 | Can anyone here tell me anything? | 1.05 |
| B13 | Bicycling rapidly to Victoria | 2.24 |
| B14 | We found him lying prostrate | 1.58 |
| SCRADJE |
|---|
| B15 | This is the BBC Home Service | 0.36 |
| B16 | Hear that next bit, dear listeners | 0.47 |
| B17 | My name is Jampton | 2.09 |
| B18 | With the exploding of his boots | 0.55 |
| B19 | Dear listeners | 3.26 |
| B20 | Sweet Lorraine [Max Geldray] | 3.06 |
| B21 | Gentlemen, that voluntary collection | 2.00 |
| B22 | Indeed, the Scottish gentlemen | 1.20 |
| B23 | The Home Secretary sent a warning | 0.36 |
| B24 | We return you now to Scradje | 1.49 |
| B25 | Eyeehh! My nut! | 1.40 |
| B26 | Hold him tight [Ray Ellington] | 3.01 |
| B27 | And now the Scradje | 2.41 |
| B28 | In the huge pyramid | 3.13 |
| B29 | Good evening. Since I last spoke | 4.18 |
| Total length of media 2:04:04. |